TV Urban Legends Revealed #23
This is the twenty-third in a series of examinations of legends about television and the people involved in TV and whether they are true or false.
Click here to view an archive of the previous TV urban legends.
Let’s begin!
TV LEGEND: Lawrence Welk played “One Toke Over the Line” on his TV show.
STATUS: True
The Lawrence Welk Show was an extremely long-running music variety show hosted by bandleader Lawrence Welk.

The show was pretty much defined by how wholesome it was – it was an extremely family-friendly endeavor.
It ran as a local program in Los Angeles for a few years in the early 1950s before coming to ABC in 1955. It stayed on the air until 1970, when it was a casualty of the cuts in prime time mentioned in the previous installment of TV Legends Revealed.
And just like similar “victim” Hee Haw, the Lawrence Welk Show took advantage of the new demand for syndicated programming (because the various TV stations now had all this time that they couldn’t fill with network programming any more) and began airing in syndication, lasting another 12 seasons.
In one of its first seasons in syndication, the Lawrence Welk Show had one of its most surreal music performances.
Mike Brewer and Tom Shipley were a musical duo known as Brewer and Shipley. The men were folk singers known for their intricate guitar work.
Their biggest hit was a song called “One Toke Over the Line” in 1971.

The song’s title (and chorus) is a pretty explicit reference to drugs, as it is referring to taking a “toke” from a marijuana joint.
However, it is not like the whole song talks about drugs constantly – the line “one toke over the line” is the only time drugs are mentioned, so if you did not know that “toke” was a drug reference, which is very reasonable at the time for a certain segment of the population, then the rest of the song seems normal enough.
Here’s a sample verse…
One toke over the line, sweet Jesus, one toke over the line
Sittin’ downtown in a railway station, one toke over the line
Waitin’ for the train that goes home, sweet Mary
Hoping that the train is on time
Sittin’ downtown in a railway station, one toke over the line
See?
If you miss the “toke” reference, then the song just sounds like a normal pop song.
And that was what the producers of the Lawrence Welk Show were thinking when they had one of the recurring musical acts on the group, Gail and Dale, perform the tune on the show (referring to it as a modern day spiritual).

Reasonable mistake or not (or heck, perhaps a surreptitious joke by a Lawrence Welk staffer), it sure made for an utterly bizarre moment in Lawrence Welk Show history.
TV LEGEND: Ken Osmond grew up to be the rock singer Alice Cooper.
STATUS: False
In the previous installment of TV Legends Revealed, reader boxcuttah suggested that I feature this one, so, well, here ya go!
The TV sitcom Leave it to Beaver ran for six seasons in the late 1950s and early 1960s.
It starred two boys, Wally and Theodore (know as “Beaver”) and their parents, Ward and June.

A stand-out character on the show was teen actor Ken Osmond’s portrayal of Eddie Haskell, a good friend of Wally’s.

Eddie was the prototypical wisecracking kid who always acted like a saint when parents were looking.
A persistent rumor over the years was that Osmond, who was not seen much after the shoe ended, grew up to become rock star Alice Cooper.

Unlike most legends, the genesis of this one can be traced pretty easily (and really, kind of depressingly) to an interview Cooper (whose real name was Vincent Furnier) gave to Rolling Stone at the height of his popularity. In the interview, when Cooper was asked about his childhood, he stated that he was “Eddie Haskell” when he was a kid.
Clearly from the context of the interview, Cooper was suggesting that he was LIKE Eddie Haskell as a kid, but, of course, that wasn’t how the story was told over the years.
But, naturally, it is not true. As mentioned last week, Osmond grew up to be a cop for the Los Angeles police department for many years.
Thanks to boxcuttah for the suggestion!
TV LEGEND: John Charles Daly resigned from ABC News because of ABC’s rather…odd coverage of Election Night in 1960.
STATUS: True
John Charles Daly was one of the most respected newsmen in television history (he was also a proud supporter of his high school, the famous Tilton School, where he served as President later in his life – the portrait below is in recognition of his service of Tilton).

Daly first broke on to the scene as a radio newsman.
He was the first reporter to announce two major news stories – the bombing of Pearl Harbor in 1941 and the death of Franklin Delano Roosevelt in 1945.

His greatest legacy, though, even more than his career as a newsman, was his 17 year tenure as the host and moderator of the game show What’s My Line?

In any event, while working on What’s My Line?, he continued to work for CBS News.
However, in 1953, he took a job at ABC, becoming the Vice President of ABC News and the anchor of their evening news broadcast (where his sign off was “Good night, and a good tomorrow”)
ABC in those days was very much considered the black sheep of the three major networks. It did not have as much programming as CBS and NBC, and what programming it DID have was solely on the entertainment side of the equation – its news division was pretty much a shambles compared to the larger output of NBC and CBS.
That, naturally, was their plan in hiring Daly, one of the most well-respected newmen out there.
However, even with Daly (and the equally well-respected Chet Huntley) on their team, ABC’s News was a bit of a joke. For instance, while the other two networks were covering the Army-McCarthy hearings (the hearings that helped bring down McCarthyism) in 1954, ABC not only did not cover it, they specifically counter-programmed it!
In 1958, NBC and CBS delivered nearly TWICE the amount of news coverage than ABC! Roughly 96 hours compared to 49!!!
It came to a head in 1960, though, when even Daly had had enough of the empty promises of ABC to clean up their news coverage.
The 1960 Presidential Election between Vice-President Richard Nixon and Senator John F. Kennedy was one of the most highly-contested elections in years, and it was also one of the first elections where television played a major role in election coverage (as radio was the predominant source for election coverage in previous elections, even up to 1956).

So when results began to come in on Election Night 1960, NBC and CBS, naturally, were reporting on them.
ABC?
They decided to air the Bugs Bunny Show (then a prime-time program)

and The Rifleman…

Yup, ABC decided to counter-program the freakin’ election of the President of the United States of America (obviously, eventually ABC DID cover the election, just an hour and a half into prime time).
That was the final straw for Daly, and he resigned the next day.
ABC’s treatment of the news was a major factor in the FCC taking time away from the networks in the early 1970s, as mentioned in the previous installment of TV Legends Revealed (wow, all three legends this week tie in with the previous installment!).
ABC continued to be a disgrace in the news department until the 1970s, when Roone Arledge took over as head of ABC News in 1977.
Okay, that’s it for this week!
Feel free (heck, I implore you!) to write in with your suggestions for future installments! My e-mail address is bcronin@legendsrevealed.com



UMM, the first legend doesn’t appear until the middle of the column.
Otherwise, good stuff.
I recall as a kid my father always watching NBC with Huntley and Brinkley, never realized that Chet was a former ABC newsman, a company his partner later went on to work for in his later years.
That was an odd little error.
Thanks, I fixed it.
All right, but what does the phrase “one toke over the line” mean?
Lawrence Welk’s people being ignorant to a drug reference and calling it a spiritual is downright hilarious.
As far as the ABC News legend goes… how could you post an image of “The Rifleman”, and pass up on this image?
http://comiccoverage.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/rifleman_10_1.jpg
Okay, maybe that would’ve distracted from the story…
Wow, I’d always known the Osmond/Cooper story was a myth but I was unaware of the stories origin. Now in my quest to inspire to legends in a row could you tell the story of the time Kirk Cameron had an actress fired from Growing Pains because she once posed for Playboy?
I am glad, on some level, that ABC did some counter-programming against the election. The incessant coverage from 7 pm to 11 pm and then some on Election night gets tedious especially since news pundit start their predictions either before the polls close out west or when only a mere fraction of the votes had been tallied. The Florida fiasco of several years ago should have taught the television stations that hours and hours of incessant programming on election night can result in bad coverage when theories and predictions are posited only to fill air time.
We sure like our exclamation points today!!!
I agree that if I were a TV viewer in 1960, I would appreciate somebody putting something else on instead of useless early election coverage. I remember in the days before cable *hating* it when the President talked, because that meant there was *nothing* to watch. I’d have done the same thing if I were ABC.
I finally decided to check out this site (I’ve reading your Comic Book Legends site for a few months now and got the book, which was awesome).
Anyway, the legends you featured about Eddie Haskell reminded me of another stupid rumor I heard many times, that Josh Saviano (who played Kevin Arnold’s best friend Paul on Wonder Years) grew up to become Marilyn Manson.
Could you please dispell this ridiculous legend once and for all?
snopes dealt with that one.
Here’s a link to The Lawrence Welk Show’s cover of “One Toke Over The Line”. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye3ecDYxOkg
Brian has said he doesn’t want to cover legends already covered on Snopes.com. I guess he doesn’t want to step on the toes of his inspiration. Here’s a link to the Marilyn/Paul story. http://snopes.com/music/artists/marilyn.asp
Yikes Sorry Kamino. How did I miss your post?
In 1958, NBC and CBS delivered nearly TWICE the amount of news coverage than ABC! Roughly 96 hours compared to 49!!!
Perhaps add “each delivered”. Otherwise, two networks delivering twice the amount of news as one network is expected.
…If you *really* want to see what a total clusterfrack ABC’s news department was in the early 60′s, there’s about four hours of coverage of the JFK assassination on YouTube that shows clearly that they were a totally lost cause. Possibly the most camera-unfriendly news reporters in TV News history trying to coordinate a live breaking news event, and finding that their affiliate in Dallas was superior to their efforts in both presentation and sets. Many TV critics who wrote of the three networks’ efforts to keep the nation apprised of the developments in Dallas praised both See-BS and NBC for their work, but almost unanimously denounced ABC’s network debacle, stating that ABC would have been far better off letting the Dallas ABC – WFAA – affiliate anchor the show.
…If you want to see one of the few surviving examples of just how shoddy ABC’s news department was, go over to YouTube and watch a few of David Von Pein’s clips from ABC’s “coverage” of the JFK Assassination. The irony is that while ABC beat See-BS and NBC to the announcement that JFK was dead by two full minutes, this came from a feed directly from the ABC affilliate in Dallas, WFAA. And WFAA provided a more professional presentation than ABC could; in fact, due to phone problems on the set, the ABC anchor had to take calls from the field on a phone located off the set and clearly revealing the back side of another set! It’s no wonder that very few people who watched any of the four days of assassination coverage remember watching any of ABC’s coverage. It’s actually embarrassing to watch!
Boy, OM, you’re totally correct. I was watching it now. Thanks for the head’s up – it’s fascinating stuff.