Music Urban Legends Revealed #32

This is the thirty-second in a series of examinations of music legends and whether they are true or false.

Click here to view an archive of the previous music urban legends.

A special theme week this time around – all the legends involve songs that feature a woman’s name!

Let’s begin!

MUSIC LEGEND: Toto’s “Rosanna” was about Rosanna Arquette.

STATUS: I’m Going With False

Toto was a long-lived band that was particularly popular in the late 1970s and early 1980s.

The band was unique in that it was made up of musicians who were veteran musicians working on albums for OTHER bands and performers. They were the session musicians you call in to do your album.

A group of these session guys got together and formed their own band, and they won the Grammy for Best New Artist in 1977.

In 1982. the band hit its zenith in popularity with the multi-Grammy award winning album, Toto IV, which is the rare album where you really can’t pick which of its singles is THE most famous Toto song. That album featured the smash hits “Africa” AND “Rosanna.”

At the time of the recording of the album, band keyboardist Steve Porcaro (seen here)…

was dating the actress, Rosanna Arquette.

So, naturally, everyone assumes that the song was written about Arquette, and all sorts of reference books still list that as fact.

However, a few things seem to go against such a position.

1. Porcaro did not write the song, fellow band member David Paich did. Paich wrote (or co-wrote) almost all of Toto’s hits.

2. David Paich has said repeatedly over the years (including back in the 1980s) that he did not write the song about Arquette, but rather that they just needed a name for the song and “Rosanna” sounded good so they went with it.

3. If you look at the lyrics of the song, it really does not fit being written about Arquette.

All I wanna do in the middle of the evening is hold you tight
Rosanna, Rosanna
I didn’t know you were looking for more than I could ever be

Not quite a year since she went away, Rosanna
Now she’s gone and I have to say

Meet you all the way, meet you all the way, Rosanna [x2]

At the time of the song’s writing AND release, Arquette and Porcaro were still together, so the song really doesn’t fit their relationship.

So….the song was not written by her boyfriend, the guy who did write the song (and the rest of his bandmates) say that he did not write the song about her and the lyrics to the song don’t really fit being about her.

I’m willing to bet that they are not, in fact, about her.

Unless, of course, you wish to argue that featuring her name in the song period means that you’re at least KIND of writing about her, which is fair enough, but I think you get what we’re talking about when we say “written about her” – it doesn’t mean “uses her name,” it means “actually about her.”

MUSIC LEGEND: A song was re-named years after it first came out because it was used in a clip package for an Olympic athlete.

STATUS: True

In 1971, Barry De Vorzon and Perry Botkin, Jr. wrote a piece of incidental music for the movie, Bless the Beasts and Children.

It was called “Cotten’s Dream.”

A couple of years later, the pair adapted the song to serve as the theme song to a new soap opera called The Young and the Restless.

The show became very popular, and remains today one of the most popular soap operas out there.

The song also gained quite a bit of notoriety from being the theme to the program.

However, it was not until three years later, in 1976, that the song REALLY took off.

In 1976, ABC’s popular sports program used the song to go along with a series of clips about the Romania gymnast, Nadia Comaneci.

Comaneci, of course, was the extremely popular Olympian who was the first Olympic gymnast to gain a score of a Perfect 10 out of 10 (she received it during her uneven bars routine – she would go on to receive six more 10s, in total, during the competition, as she won three gold medals).

The 14-year-old Romania became an international sensation, and the buzz from the Wide World of Sports montage prompted De Vorzon to re-release the song, and in the fall of 1976, the song reached the top ten on the Billboard charts.

This time around, though, De Vorzon re-named the song in honor of the young athlete who was bringing it so much new attention, and the song was now called “Nadia’s Theme,” which is what it remains called today.

Amusingly enough, Comaneci never did any routines to the song.

MUSIC LEGEND: Jack Lawrence wrote a song for a five-year-old little girl who grew up to marry Paul McCartney.

STATUS: True

I just featured a Jack Lawrence legend last week, but I came across another good one and I had to use it (especially as it, you know, applied to this week’s theme).

So, during World War II, Lawrence’s personal lawyer was also a good friend of Lawrence’s, so he asked Lawrence for a favor – he said that there plenty of songs featuring the names of the rest of his family, but not his five-year-old daughter, Linda. So could Lawrence write a song about her?

Lawrence obliged, but the song did not find too much success until after the war ended, when TWO competing versions of the tune rode up the charts!

Ray Noble and his Orchestra, with Buddy Clark on vocals, went to #1…

but there was a competing version by Buddy Spivak that went to #6 on the charts!

Anyhow, that’s pretty much it for the story, except for WHO the “Linda” in the song was!

The young girl, Linda Eastman, grew up to be an acclaimed photographer…

Oh, and, of course, also the longtime spouse of Paul McCartney, from the Beatles!

Isn’t that the oddest thing?

Check out the late great Jack Lawrence’s website out! He put up LOTS of cool information there before he passed away last year (at the young age of 96 – sadly, he outlived Linda by more than a decade, as she passed away in 1998 from cancer).

Okay, that’s it for this week!

Feel free (heck, I implore you!) to write in with your suggestions for future installments! My e-mail address is bcronin@legendsrevealed.com

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7 Responses to “Music Urban Legends Revealed #32”

  1. If you can track it down, there was an “Africa” 12-inch single actually SHAPED like the continent (with a bit of the Atlantic to make the record round enough to play.

    Its “B-side” was “Rosanna” – and if that wasn’t Arquette in the photo pic on the back side (the front side was a geo-political map of Africa), it was someone that IIRC looked and dressed a lot like her in the 80s. If not her, it definitely didn’t help matters that Arquette played a similarly-dressed character in “Desperately Seeking Susan” several years later (where her character thought she was Madonna’s character)

  2. Uh, Toto did NOT win the Grammy for Best New Artist. EVER. They WERE nominated for Best New Artist of 1978 (which was awarded in 1979) but they lost out to A Taste Of Honey. The group did win Grammys for 1982′s Single of the Year (“Rosanna”), Album of the Year (“Toto IV”) and Producer of the Year (all awarded in 1983) but those were the group’s only Grammy wins.

  3. A little extra mention concerning the 2nd story. The song was sampled in Mary J Blige’s 2001 single, “No More Drama” (the song even includes the lyric, “Or maybe I like the stress ’cause I was young and restless” as a nod to the soap).

  4. Re Rosanna. It was definitely NOT written for Rosanna Arquette. Back ‘in the day’ during the height of their career in the 80s, I was briefly involved w/Jeff Porcaro. Rosanna & Steve were involved at the time. I asked Jeff that question, & he said that it was definitely NOT about her! That Paich had written the song, but coudlnt’ come up w a name that flowed well. He just tried inserting ‘Rosanna’ into the lyrics & it worked. But that it was definitely NOT written about her. And Jeff was not too fond of her… Then later I saw her on the Tonite Show during that time & she talked about how the song was written for her… X-P I only met her briefly, but she was so stuck on herself & had to be the center of attention constantly…

  5. Weird tidbit about the Nadia’s Theme song: It’s the only top 10 single since 1970 that’s never been re-released on CD.

  6. That IS a weird tidbit! Thanks!

  7. Jennifer Dunford on May 16th, 2013 at 8:42 pm

    Mojo or Uncut magazine had a q&a piece (pos Mojo’s Ask Fred column) debunking the Linda was about Linda McCartney story ages ago – their version was that the song wasn’t written about her but the sheet music for a later version of the song used a photo of a young Linda Eastman…

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